October 2011
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me: dude a bird shit on me this morning
christen: do you need me to bring you a shirt?
me: ...my face
christen: LOL
christen: i fell asleep on a reeses so it looks like i shit the bed
me: *derping in chemistry of lol's*
best friends for a reason.
Lullaby
anditslove:
Do you know that you gave me life? Do you know that before my eyes fall shut each and every night that you, only you, are my last thought? That I fall asleep whispering to you? Do you know you are made for me and I for you? Close your eyes and I will meet you. I will come for you and carry you home. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
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Goodmorning
I forgot that I got my tragus pierced so while I was trying to listen to music on my laptop this morning I jammed my headphones into my ears without thinking and now I’m angry at myself because that kind of fucking hurt.
“I was driving to work and I tried to parallel park on a busy street in Santa...”
– Dems are fighting words!: I promise this wasn’t scripted
GET IN LINE WITH THE OTHER BITCHES WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK
(via initiatingslutmode)
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sailortits:
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
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